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(about her nose being broken) So, apparently I found out about a year ago, ‘cause my nose was getting worse and everything was getting really nasally, and I went to a doctor, who said, “when did you break your nose ‘cause you have a horrible deviated septum - you’re a mouth breather, aren’t you?” and I said, “yes, I am”.”

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krisbianislove:

Swan-Cullen Wedding Reception Speeches


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when I finally have sex

  • some guy:

    now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -

  • me:

    no I read fanfiction I got this

  • Doctor:

    Are you sexually active?

  • Me:

    Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?

The 3 most common lies on the internet

lolsofunny:

1. I have read and agree to the terms of service

2. Status: Offline

3. Yes, I am over 18.

(Source: ibiebercock)

xpsycho:

Fingers crossed :)
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xpsycho:

Fingers crossed :)

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lolsofunny:

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